Before you wake and clean the crust from your eyes, he has already brewed coffee from beans he sourced with his bare hands in the wilderness of a foreign land. His glance alone can break your new colt into serene submission. Bring him your tired and weary outboard and before lunch he will have you gliding over water like the Almighty himself. If he lays his hands on a set of carbs with the touch akin to a whisper, your classic v-twin will have no choice but to purr softer than an African panther. Legend tells that when a rod is placed in his hand, fish bite his hook before he even launches the boat.
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He is the world's most mysterious Filipino cowboy.